Goodbye Root Beer Float!

#resin

Gais I made a twitter because I didn’t wanna clog fb and tumblr with my one liners et cetera
People should follow me k?
@go_tye

Its clever b/c my last name is tye

Victims of the bird-puberty pecking! The rhode island red white and blue group. c; because 2 are #rhodeislandreds (1 is hidden), and 2 are #americanas. Yay #chickens!

Update on my baby #silkiebantam! 20 days old today. Still unnamed. »
#fluffychicken #babybirds

Trying out tying my hair back. Because the long part of my old cut became obnoxiously long. #hair #me

ponyta:

me

HAHAHAHHHA

Why did 12 year old me have to watch her favorite kitten die a slow and terrifying death, followed by a car ride to the vet where I would have to say goodbye forever and not even get to be with her in her final moments? And why haven’t I healed after 7 years. What is wrong with me lately.

I was trying to be good and not upset myself over jokes about killing the turkeys in the future but then the littlest one fell ill and I began trying to nurse it back to health and then he joked about taking a golf club to its head and I just can’t do it anymore.

spockward:

coolscar:

egberts:

imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas

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jonnovstheinternet:

tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Taking Selfies

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love game to me

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johnegblart:

chuckquizmo:

NO

I have no idea why I’m laughing this hard but I am

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Honestly, tumblr app. So done with you.
What is your deal?
Gosh.

ALSO I REALLY LIKE FORUSM AMD NO ONE WANTS TO MAKE THEM WITH ME AT LEAST NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE AND MY PHONE SUCKS OK